Needless to say, I left the cigars in the room....

Upon arriving into Seattle, we came across a spectacular oyster bar and proceeded to engage in the drinking of vodka. These were not ordinary shots of vodka; these contained oysters and all the condiments. Three hours later, and more drinks than could be counted we marched up the hill to yet another pub and had a beer with Bill Clinton (see photos). The rest of the evening became a dream sequence and is left up to your imagination.

The following morning, it was time for a maple syrup meltdown....our poor Jennifer in all of her traveling wisdom, somehow forgot she had packed a $40 bottle of maple syrup in her carry on luggage. Let me tell you folks, this wasn't pretty...the TSA promptly seized the syrup and created a melt-down of the greatest magnitude. She was inconsolable(spl) for hours and took two emergency pills.AND a bloody mary!!! TSA can suck it!!!!!

For those of you who might be wondering about Jenny's prospects for moving to either Seattle or Vancouver: Fear NOT! Theres no place like home in little ol' green chile filled Albuquerque.

j/s